Headlines & Highlights
Miranda’s on
the radio
with her vice
her ex’s on
the tv
with his voice
Trump is running
for president
against a woman
“Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead”
is hot on Netflix
a hurricane in Haiti
left nearly 1,000 dead
SEC football is back
like Tiger Woods
Brad and Angelina
are over
Kim K was robbed
in Paris
Tom Hanks
returns to the big screen
(thank you)
Britney and Justin
are still
making music
Bieber’s back on tour
and Taylor Swift
has pushed pause
but not for long
TL