Adapt and Adjust
never was
an online shopper
before
but that was before
turns out I’m just as good online
as I am in the store
online shopping is an efficient mode of travel
but just like in the store
you can, um, get side-tracked
when you’re shopping for say Easter or your daughter’s birthday presents
did I need a keyboard that looks like a tray of lipsticks
yeah, no
did I need another string of pearls
yeah, no
did I need another copy of the same book, albeit, my favorite book
yeah, yes
did I need another coffee mug no matter how funny it was
yeah, no, definitely not
did I need a 5-pack of rosy lipsticks
yeah, maybe
did I need 4 pots of Blue My Mind dwarf morning glories
yeah, not really
did I need that many bags of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
yep
did I need two rolls of artificial turf to putt on
yep
did I need a giant golf practice net for the yard
yeah, the other one broke and the new one must be on back-order forever
do I need a case of Fluff for my hot chocolate
yeah, I’m about out
a mug of hot chocolate topped with Fluff and sprinkled with cinnamon
jest makes it better
TL