And she’s 14
fer months now
been going around
mumbling and mumbling and mumbling
I need
a new driver
and if I’m on the green
I don’t mumble
I NEED
A NEW DRIVER!!!!!
it doesn’t work right anymore
something’s wrong with it
it’s off balance
I NEED
A NEW DRIVER!!!!!
started looking online and was right on the verge
of buying a-super-duper-shiny-and-new-gonna-whack-the-L-out-of-it-jest-you-wait-and-see
when she walks on over
takes it outta my bag
and hits it 200 yards
straight down the fairway
and looks over at me
“Mama, did you see that …
I love this driver!
Can I have it.
Thanks.
You’re the best.”
TL